Yo mama so nasty, when she farts on an airplane, the oxygen masks fall down.

 

Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

 

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

Yo mama so fat, not even God can lift her spirit.

 

Yo mama so short, she carries a sign that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim!"

 

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales come out and sing "We are Family!"

 

Yo mama so hairy, you got rug-burn during birth.

 

Yo mama armpits so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.

 

Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

 

 

 

Yo mama so nasty, she bent over and gave my bread a yeast infection.

 

Yo mama so fat, I hugged her and got lost in the rolls.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

 

Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, it's her birthday.

 

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

 

Yo mama so fat, it looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.

 

Yo mama so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and ban get off strike.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she went to an all you can eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

 

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

Yo mama so fat, she went to the airport and got arrested for having ten pounds of crack.